• Ashley Simpson's lip syncing on Saturday Night Live and avoiding an awkward moment by doing a jig
• Madonna adopts an orphan that wasn't really orphaned
• A bald Britney Spears attacks a papa-paparazzi car with an umbrella-ella-ella
• Brett Michaels gets nailed by part of the stage set during a performance at the Tonys. I'm wondering why he'd be so upset and embarrassed by that after Rock of Love one AND two.
• Metallica sues Napster
• Mariah Carey pops in on TRL and goes a little nuts with an ice cream truck.
• Madonna and Brittney girl-on-girl and Adam Lambert's boy-on-boy award show performances
• And of course, the Kanye vs. Taylor incident. He appeared on the Jay Leno Show afterward, where Leno asks him what his mother would think if she were with us - a little harsh, even for Kanye.
What would we do without entertainers?